Easiest internet decision of the morning

Uh, no thanks.

But before I give myself too much credit – it’s not like that call to stay up and watch the entire Denver game last night was a very good one either.

I don’t mind my team being bad. But it’s hard to watch a dumb team – even one that tries. Very frustrating. Throw in a merry mix of having to your typical collection of NFL ticket-paying morons fan (“Teee-bow! Teee-bow!”), and suddenly you receive a jolt of 1am enlightenment: I’m a grown man. This is a very stupid, unsatisfying game I’m watching. Why am I sacrificing sleep for THIS?!!!

And then I turn the channel over to a Three’s Company rerun, and stay up for another hour.

Have a great Tuesday. AFP standings update and Week 2 picks will be available at 8am on Wednesday.

Summer vacation’s OVER

The Annual Football Pool will gear back up next week. The first week of games will be available Monday morning – Labor Day. Please check back then.

Happy Birthday, Brandon

I’m sure he never visits this site, but it’s the best present I could imagine for him:

Is it okay to be laughing at this?

Link is here.

Either the funniest or most terrifying video of the day.  I’m going to cross my fingers and hope for the former.

Heat Treatment

5-Second Films

I’m probably the last man on the internet to find this site, but it makes me laugh.  It also disturbs me, as we’ve decided that even an extra 15 seconds for a joke’s setup is way too long for our normal ADD’ed viewer.

But it still makes me laugh.  Watching the videos on their site and using the arrows to advance is quick and mind-numbingly fun. So, nice job dudes who want want to both entertain and make us even more impatient.

Oh, and bosses, I’m not opening this page at all this morning.  Nope.