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An Honest Job

Hot summer days.  That’s a tad exhausting.  Work is supposed to slow down on campus during the summer. But my “honest job” has been plagued with realignment and new dept./bosses which have kept things jumping.  So June and July have basically just turned into anxious, sweaty months.  On the scale of “real” problems – mine rate low, but still…ugh.  At least we have football soon.

WE BETTER HAVE FOOTBALL SOON!

I feel like we’ll need to have the AFP whether there’s a football season or not.  I mean, I’ve already missed too much.  There was that whole Anthony Weiner joke season that passed me by.  I need to be in the game, coach, if you want me to make layups.  C’mon!

Hope you’re enjoying your summer.  Ours has been hectic, but with a good amount of fun sprinkled in.
13
Jul 2011
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The Anti-Bracket Contest

I’m not doing a bracket contest this year here (for the first time in forever) for three REALLY GOOD reasons:

  1. There are 4,283 other websites where you can submit a bracket, and even win real prizes.
  2. I’m a bit bored by the idea of posting one and having to update who’s winning and blah, blah, blah.
  3. Other things I wrote here last night, which I wish I could blame on being drunk.

So instead, I took a good amount of time last night (at least 20 minutes!) and came up with the following. You pick 11 teams below to follow during the tournament. They get points based on a scoring system I still don’t understand (and I’m the one who created it!). And we add them all up at the end and have a winner. We’ll call it…

Deadline for picks is Thursday, March 17 at 11am CST

Click here for a full bracket in a new window

deadline for contest entry has passed

14
Mar 2011
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First thoughts after looking at a bracket

We’ve been out running around, so I’ve missed all the coverage. Here’s some quick thoughts I had after a first look at a bracket:

- I heard the outrage was considerable on ESPN about CU being left out, so I’ll pass on driving it into the ground. Thing is, if you respect the conference strength at all, then you can’t hate on CU’s 8-8. Their only two home losses were to ranked teams. So really where they lost a bid was in November – and for a team with a first-year coach, that is a VICIOUS way to judge a squad. Losses to San Fran (yay, Rex) and Harvard, both before December – but that was a completely different team by the time conference season rolled around. Weird.

- That said, there are no real complaints for a team being left out. You want in? Then win more conference games than you lose (CU). Don’t get stomped by an awful Georgia Tech team (Va Tech). Heck, St. Mary’s can make as much a case against either of those teams. Either way, it’s… well, who cares if they make egregious mistakes – at least it isn’t football. It’s the 40th-best team sitting in the cold instead of the 3rd-best.

- Will KSU be a first-round dog as a 5th-seed? There’s become only one steady rule in the tournament when trying to evaluate big conference teams vs. small ones: look to see if the team’s are used to winning. Winning, no matter the level, is a learned behavior. Once you start doing it, you get used to it. You start to understand the differences in what it takes to win. I know nothing about this personally, of course. Just an observation. (But feel free to ask me sometime about lack of initiative and mediocrity.) Still – winners win. Utah St. is a team with a bunch of guys used to winning.

- No idea about KU’s “path.” Especially considering the fact their biggest obstacle this season has been between their collective ears. This team’s been growing on me in recent weeks, but it’s nutty. You can’t argue with the record or success, but we’ve also watched the games. And it’s not a squad that always makes a lot of sense. Should be a fun few weeks.

- Finally, I’d like to really thank the NCAA for adding the three extra tournament teams. I never understood the play-in game when they went to 65. It was dumb to just have that game hanging there, with two teams that were kinda in the tournament. But they had to play on this odd night, at this venue by themselves, and if they won, then – well, yeah, then you can have a tournament experience like everyone else.

So luckily, this year brings a logical expansion to the bracket. Cause now you have four games that have been placed where they make perfect sense.

OH WAIT, THEY DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!!!!

Just step back, so we all agree – it takes six wins to win the championship, right? And we know that if you add an extra game for a certain number of teams, then you make it harder for them to win a championship… right? Winning seven games is harder than winning six games, right? RIGHT?

Okay, so, if you were devising a FAIR tournament (which seems like a noble cause), you would only add a round – an extra game – to the lowest-seeded teams, right? You would be rewarding teams with higher seeds with an easier route in the tournament, correct? (Sometimes called a bye.) Because if not, why would you be seeding teams at all? You’d just randomly throw names up on the bracket. I’m not crazy, am I?

But this tournament, as you know by now, actually adds a game for two 16-seeds (seeding the winner at 16), a 12 seed and an 11 seed.

WHAT?

Now, for 12th-seeded Clemson to get to the Sweet 16, they have to win three games. But 13th-seeded Belmont only has to win two games. 11-seed USC needs five wins to get to a Final Four. But 14-seed Wofford only needs four. How on freakin’ earth does that make sense to anyone?

I know what you’re saying: hey, John, they choose those different match-ups for the “First Four” because of the compelling teams involved (UAB on color television? Count me in!), and it’s not like any teams that low are going to the Final Four anyway.

And, of course, you’re right. I mean, how many years you’d have to go back to find a team as low as a 11-seed make a Final Four – twenty? Forty?

Oh wait – that’d be FIVE!

So, either make a tournament or don’t. I don’t care. (Actually, I do.) But if you’re going add games, effectively giving a number of teams – large or small – a round of byes, then do it fairly. Don’t make a mockery of your seedings by playing willy-nilly on who has to play an extra game. Heck, I’d rather you just remove those numbers entirely and draw from a hat.

You have four additional games – so make those four games play for a 16 seed. Isn’t that the ONLY way that makes sense? You could have given a junior high kid the job of expanding 64 by four and that’s EXACTLY what he/she would have done.

- So, if you followed that and are still with me (and why would you be?), I really hated the way they added a 65th team. And I hate the way they’ve added three more. I hate that they took the beautiful tempo of three extended weekends of tournament and added these weird Tuesday/Wednesday games. I hate that you used to have three full days to play around with your bracket, crossing teams out and writing them back in, all before you commit to the emptying of your bank account by means of an obsessive gambling addiction. While now you have to spastically get a bracket together in 48 hours.

But most of all, I just hate change.

So, if you’re one of the three people who’ve come to this site looking for a bracket contest, I’m sorry. No bracket competition here. If the NCAA hates brackets – and clearly, only a person who HATED the form and fairness of a good bracket would have created this year’s – then I’ll hate along with ‘em.

I will, though, put a different tourney game up Monday. Because, as you know, I bore easily. (And I love all this more than ice cream.)

13
Mar 2011
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Time to start caring about important things

Like family tournament time. So I’m going to give up on the last couple of weeks of “Bet Your Nuts.” I know this will upset everyone both of you. We can all spent time better by studying boobies brackets and getting ready for the best four weeks of the year. This strikethrough thing always never gets old.

I did such a crappy job of running BYN the last two weeks – I’m pretty sure I ran most people off. Hey, we’ve had worse ideas fail. At least no one got hurt.

07
Mar 2011
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Why is this a rule again?

A few years back – I can’t remember when – they changed the rule in CBB that a coach on the sideline could call timeouts. Before that, it had to be a player on the floor calling it.

This happened last night, with San Fran needing a steal to get a chance to tie Gonzaga…

You can see poor Rex, immediately look to the players at his bench and shake his head saying “we don’t have any.” Hey, if some player on the floor gets lost in the action and pulls a Chris Webber – that’s just the pressure of the game. But when some mouthy benchwarmer costs your team a shot because he gets too excited?

I don’t blame the ref – he can’t distinguish between a coach’s voice on the bench or a player’s. (Or even a fan’s!) So why even allow them to do it? Just eliminate the problem and require players to call timeouts only.

(Doing the same thing in the NFL makes tons of sense also, if only to tamper the last-moment field goal timeouts at the end of games.)

07
Mar 2011
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Golf Lesson

Thanks to John C. for this link. He thought you might appreciate some golf tips this offseason. Helpful advice.

Things start to pick up right about the 4:00 mark. (By the way, this happens near the end of almost every “Ah, Bach!” episode.)

27
Jan 2011
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